how to care for your lawn

**shimmy** · 22-11-2009, 01:55 PM

anybody got any good ideas

sacked the gardener this year and its looking crap

mattCSLnut · 22-11-2009, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy

anybody got any good ideas

sacked the gardener this year and its looking crap

Re hire another gardner

Problem solved

**shimmy** · 22-11-2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by mattCSLnut

Re hire another gardner

Problem solved

WRONG....i sacked the last one for not looking after the lawn

mattCSLnut · 22-11-2009, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy

WRONG....i sacked the last one for not looking after the lawn

Alternatively get your Arse outside and start raking the moss out of the lawn yourself

**shimmy** · 22-11-2009, 02:27 PM

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Alternatively get your Arse outside and start raking the moss out of the lawn yourself

look fuckwit, ill have you know i spent 5 days in the autumn with my mums scraping machine (i am sure there is a proper name for it) that scrapes out the moss from between what grass i have left and i filled 12 wheelie bins with it.

IT still looks naff and needs serious attention

mattCSLnut · 22-11-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy

look fuckwit, ill have you know i spent 5 days in the autumn with my mums scraping machine (i am sure there is a proper name for it) that scrapes out the moss from between what grass i have left and i filled 12 wheelie bins with it.

IT still looks naff and needs serious attention

Excuse me dear

I'm not a mind reader

Stop being such a big girls blouse

just NAPALM the fooker and go for a drive in the CSL

On that note , the sun just broke out from behind the gloom so I'm off for a blast in my SG

**shimmy** · 22-11-2009, 03:01 PM

watch out for those slippy leaves

mattCSLnut · 22-11-2009, 04:25 PM

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watch out for those slippy leaves

Just back from the blast

Leaves weren't a problem

all the F.S.D.s

( Fooking Sunday Drivers) were though

: Why 45 in a 60 WHY !

**shimmy** · 22-11-2009, 05:15 PM

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Why 45 in a 60 WHY !

coz most older drivers still think national speed limit is 50mph

s.mac · 22-11-2009, 08:42 PM

scarifier ?

good start,

then get some air in it ( fork or machine) then weed and feed

do all the hard work now and you will see the rewards next year...

sad I know

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s.mac CSL Register Uber-poster! Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 4,247 Casino cash: $15600	scarifier ? good start, then get some air in it ( fork or machine) then weed and feed do all the hard work now and you will see the rewards next year... sad I know