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Old 06-05-2009, 07:55 PM   #1
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm aPhysical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me', she told him.'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his trousers and put her hands inside. Sheadministered tender and artful massage for severallong moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken'
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Old 07-05-2009, 05:40 PM   #2
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Old 10-05-2009, 02:46 AM   #3
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