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Old 28-02-2014, 08:35 PM   #1
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An old man was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt .
Despite his efforts , he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs .

To his delight , he realized she wasn't wearing any panties . She saw him staring and inquired :"Are you looking at my pussy ?"

“Yes , I’m sorry ," he replied and promised to avert his eyes .

"It’s quite all right ," she replied , "It’s very talented , watch this , I’ll make it blow a kiss to you" .

Sure enough her pussy blew him a kiss . The old man was completely astounded and inquired what else it could do .

"I can also make it wink ," she replied . The old man stared in amazement as the pussy winked at him .

"Come and sit next to me ," she said , patting the seat .

He moved over and she asked , “Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in ?"

Stunned , he asked , “You’re shittin' me , you mean it can whistle , too ?”

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Old 22-11-2016, 06:25 PM   #2
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Good of you to substitute fanny for pussy, for the younger set
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