Temperature differential between England & Scotland

**Mark CSL** · 12-06-2010, 09:50 PM

50°F
People in Southern England turn on the central heatin
People in Edinburgh put out bedding plants

40°F
Southerners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs

35°F
Cars in the South of England refuse to start
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down

20°F
Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonianmen throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts

15°F
Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry

0°F
Life in the South grinds to a halt
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

-10°F
Life in the South ceases to exist
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket

-80°F
Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers

-100°F
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'

-173°F
Alcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut

-297°F
Microbial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands

-460°F
All atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

-500°F
Hell freezes over
Scotland will support England in the World Cup

TANKSLAPPER · 13-06-2010, 09:53 AM

very good,

but we don't need any support we are well capable of doing that our selves.

(where it's warmer)

12-06-2010, 09:50 PM	#1
Mark CSL CSL Register Uber-poster! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 8,777 Casino cash: $42229	Temperature differential between England & Scotland 50°F People in Southern England turn on the central heatin People in Edinburgh put out bedding plants 40°F Southerners shiver uncontrollably Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs 35°F Cars in the South of England refuse to start People in Falkirk drive with their windows down 20°F Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats Aberdonianmen throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts 15°F Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry 0°F Life in the South grinds to a halt Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold -10°F Life in the South ceases to exist People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket -80°F Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers -100°F Santa Claus abandons North Pole People in Stirling put on their 'long johns' -173°F Alcohol freezes Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut -297°F Microbial life starts to disappear The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands -460°F All atomic motion stops Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands -500°F Hell freezes over Scotland will support England in the World Cup __________________ www.procarkits.co.uk

13-06-2010, 09:53 AM	#2
TANKSLAPPER S5, Sport Off, DSC M-track Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 801 Casino cash: $8979	very good, but we don't need any support we are well capable of doing that our selves. (where it's warmer) __________________ Club Tankslapper: No doughnuts or wingnuts, if but’s, and monkey nuts. It's not a proper accident until you eat hospital food