A Cow's Tail For Golfers

[Mark CSL]

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron
wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, “What happened to
you?”

“Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my
wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
golf balls into a field of cattle.”

“We went to look for them and while I was looking
around I noticed one of the cows had something white
at its rear end.”

“I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -
stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse.”

“Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!' “
...........“I don't remember much after that.”