A good lesson on australian female compassion

DuncanR · 07-09-2010, 08:29 AM

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, an American, a Kiwi and an Australian,
were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Kiwi woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Australian woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fooked?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'

She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in

07-09-2010, 08:29 AM	#1
DuncanR CSL Register Uber-poster! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Olney, Bucks Posts: 3,735 Casino cash: $9984	A good lesson on australian female compassion A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, an American, a Kiwi and an Australian, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Kiwi woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Australian woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fooked?' The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.' She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in __________________ " I use Gleaming Kleen.... for that new car look " I wish I had used - Race Data Systems - Motorsport Data Loggers forgive me Nathan !