Letter sent to daughters teacher.
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at B&Q and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the snow fell so heavily. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at work.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.Smith
