The only sensible way to attend both events would be to go direct to Monaco, that's presuming your in a car, and pick us up on the way back, but that's pushing it to the extreme, sense must prevail. It's decision time?
"It's where I first met Jim" 
Sounds like a strong gay scene in Hull
Do you mean the Ferry Inn in Brough, do they have a large enough Car Park to accommodate the assembled multitude? Us, the Irish lads and perhaps Scotts
(yet to be decided)