how to care for your lawn
 

anybody got any good ideas

sacked the gardener this year and its looking crap :thumbs:

Re hire another gardner :hahaha: Problem solved :thumbs:

WRONG....i sacked the last one for not looking after the lawn :hahaha:

Alternatively get your Arse outside and start raking the moss out of the lawn yourself :whistle:

look fuckwit, ill have you know i spent 5 days in the autumn with my mums scraping machine (i am sure there is a proper name for it) that scrapes out the moss from between what grass i have left and i filled 12 wheelie bins with it.

IT still looks naff and needs serious attention :blalalala:

Excuse me dear :birdman: I'm not a mind reader :hahaha: Stop being such a big girls blouse :gayfight: just NAPALM the fooker and go for a drive in the CSL :whistle: On that note , the sun just broke out from behind the gloom so I'm off for a blast in my SG :blalalala:

watch out for those slippy leaves :hahaha:

Just back from the blast :drool: :thumbs: Leaves weren't a problem :hahaha: all the F.S.D.s :smt015 ( Fooking Sunday Drivers) were though :smt009: Why 45 in a 60 WHY !

coz most older drivers still think national speed limit is 50mph:banghead:

scarifier ?

good start,

then get some air in it ( fork or machine) then weed and feed ;)

do all the hard work now and you will see the rewards next year...

sad I know :whistle: