A brill scottish Joke
WATTIE owned a small farm in Aberdeenshire.
One day,the Department of Employment claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him. "Ineed a list of your employees and how much you pay them,"demanded the official. "Well,"replied Wattie,"there'smy farm hand ,who's been with me for 3 years. I pay £200 a week plus free room and board. "The Cook/housekeeper has been here 18months,and ipay her £150per week plus free room and board. "Then there is the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90 per cent of all the workaround here. He makes about £10 per week,pays for his own room and board,and i buy him a bottle of whisky every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy i want to talk to ,,,the half-wit," "That would be me replied Wattie. :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: |
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